I tried. I got my master's degree and ran screaming. It took me a few months to to design and produce my thesis experiment, and a year and a half to finagle the

I tried. I got my master's degree and ran screaming. It took me a few months to to design and produce my thesis experiment, and a year and a half to finagle the politics required to run it. Small fishes fighting each other over scraps, and children who couldn't deal with graduation. Furthermore, you had better have all the money you will ever need already stashed away.