I feel compelled to mention that similarly to the OP, I am not having an existential crisis. Its probably a cultural issue, At least personally I think if you

I feel compelled to mention that similarly to the OP, I am not having an existential crisis. Its probably a cultural issue, At least personally I think if you cant have a proper bitch about something, you probably dont love it enough. Same as the british idiom that says you arent friends with someone until you can call them a [Insert crude insult]