I've never had someone steal my lunch, nor have I stolen anybody's lunch, so the issue seems a bit moot to me. Steal my _chair_, though, and may all the laws o

I've never had someone steal my lunch, nor have I stolen anybody's lunch, so the issue seems a bit moot to me. Steal my _chair_, though, and may all the laws of Gods and Men come down upon you in their most unmitigated rigor! That has happened to me _way_ too often.