I see the problem, Javascript programmers are Ninjas CSS experts are Wizards PHP Developers are Rockstars I think you are looking to be more of a Java or C

I see the problem, Javascript programmers are Ninjas CSS experts are Wizards PHP Developers are Rockstars I think you are looking to be more of a Java or C Guru, Perl Hacker, or Python Developer. Not sure why Python experts don't get a "cool" name, that just seems to be the way it is.