"Steve, I'd like to complain about the piss-poor reception I get on my iP-" there is a flash of movement, a pause, and my torso slides gracefully off my waist,

"Steve, I'd like to complain about the piss-poor reception I get on my iP-" there is a flash of movement, a pause, and my torso slides gracefully off my waist, splatting to the floor