It's not satire. It's "real world" marketing bullshit. Would you hire an accountant that tells you that numbers (and mathematics) are so last year. What really

It's not satire. It's "real world" marketing bullshit. Would you hire an accountant that tells you that numbers (and mathematics) are so last year. What really count is your customer experience (CX) journey and so on. Welcome the wonderful world of highly-paid buzz-word C-level business executives. You might also enjoy the Get Rich Quick "Business Blockchain" Bible - https://github.com/openblockchains/get-rich-quick-bible https://github.com/openblockchains/get-rich-quick-bible Reads like a satire too (but all "real world" examples).