* So I just randomly came to your website because I slacked off and should actually do work. * I know that I will forget I even clicked on that link. The page

* So I just randomly came to your website because I slacked off and should actually do work. * I know that I will forget I even clicked on that link. The page has 3.5 seconds to convince me to stay longer. * I'm mildly intrigued and form, in my head, a price I'd be willing to pay for the product. * I scan the navbar for a pricing link to see if my expectation matches reality. I find nothing. * The site obviously doesn't value my time, so why should I stay? It's disrespectful.