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college football, of course, is completely safe in all respects!

• i_am_nomad 9y ago
  Unless you’re an underage boy. Then Penn State football is quite hazardous.
  • chimeracoder 9y ago
    Can we please keep rape jokes off of HN? Thanks.
    • sgtmas2006 9y ago
      It's unsafe without the connotation of a rape joke, but it was still funny.
    • wnoise 9y ago
      There are a variety of rape jokes; some, like most prison rape jokes signal approval of rape. This one does precisely the opposite.
    • imglorp 9y ago
      It's highly germane this time, because it illustrates the lengths the school was willing to go to protect its football program: the pres, vp, and were charged with perjury and obstruction, etc. So back to OP: TBIs, spinal injuries, child abuse (and all the related crimes), all are acceptable damages when talking about football. But if someone might turn an ankle in the woods, hold on a second.