We have an "Enterprise Architect" where I work, with several minions under him. His primary role is to hold a wet finger up in the air, sense the air currents,

We have an "Enterprise Architect" where I work, with several minions under him. His primary role is to hold a wet finger up in the air, sense the air currents, then plunk said finger down into Gartner's 'magic quadrant' and select whichever company/technology it landed upon.