if accomplishment and getting laid were mutually exclusive, i'd say things worked out just fine for newton. since they're not, i feel a little sorry for the fe

if accomplishment and getting laid were mutually exclusive, i'd say things worked out just fine for newton. since they're not, i feel a little sorry for the fellow, and it isn't obvious what you're trying to say, unless it is "you can't get laid except by joining a frat'