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Smart Condom
- 0xdeadbeefbabe 9y agoWhat could go wrong?
- switchstance 9y agoThey sell your data to Tinder, and suddenly everyone has access to your stamina?
- staticautomatic 9y agoUnless you spoof your stamina metrics and KPIs!
- switchstance 9y agoThis is a bit misleading to be called a condom. But, I suppose a "smart cock ring" might come across as vulgar and less easy to market.
- ojbyrne 9y agoThough (as the article states) not an actual condom.
- dbasedweeb 9y agoIt’s actually a smart cock ring, and still a breatakingly bad idea. It’s like a group of people sat around a table and one of them said, “What’s the worst thing about cock rings today?” The response must have been, “Well I hate how no one can hack them.”
- netsharc 9y agoReading the text, it seems they just use Bluetooth to transfer data to your phone... although I wonder if it would just be stored on the phone or backed up on the cloud for "safety". I think it's more like some people sitting around and wondering "What thing have they not made 'smart'/IoTfied?" and someone thought "Cock rings!". Oh wait, > What does i.Con do with its data? Can I use it anonymously? > Absolutely! All data will be kept anonymous but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world. You will be able to anonymously access stats that you can compare with i.Con users worldwide. So they will definitely upload it straight to their cloud...
- trhway 9y agorecent Fitbit heatmaps come to mind.
- boffinism 9y agoUh... it has a hole in it. Is that smart?
- forkLding 9y agowhat if damage occurs not part of actual intercourse and you expose wiring to delicate sexual parts
- ApolloRising 9y agoI would have given good money to sit in on the pitch meeting. I think we are moving well past the absurd.
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- swombat 9y agoSurely this is an April's fools joke... I mean, it's even called the "i.Con"...
- opsiprogram 9y ago"and seeing this smart condom article ... finally it all clicked...we were living in a dystopia"
- gremlinsinc 9y agoA condom that could check if anything 'leaked' out, and based on momentum and other factors give a % variance of likelihood of getting pregnant as well as detect STDs from fluids... that would be an amazing discovery, this...is just fit bit for penises...not so interesting...tldr: Maybe if it had a tricorder built in.
- boonez123 9y agoI just use the fitbit usually.
- y0y 9y agoWelcome to the Internet of Dicks.
- garyrichardson 9y agoI believe we've had that for a while. For both ways you could interpret it.
- RobLach 9y agoCan I pair with my Tinder account?
- haZard_OS 9y agoHackers of the world - Let the penetration testing begin!
- D-Coder 9y agoI know I have some OCD. But this... just a bit much.
- peternilson 9y agoAttention @ https://twitter.com/internetofshit https://twitter.com/internetofshit