I keep thinking "thanks for pissing them off so they will be angry by the time they get to me, who do not have the option of not answering their questions. Inc

I keep thinking "thanks for pissing them off so they will be angry by the time they get to me, who do not have the option of not answering their questions. Incidentally, is it really a crime for non-US citizens to lie or whatever to a US federal agent when you are not on bona fide US soil? It would seem that I am not in a US jurisdiction since they haven't yet allowed me to enter the country...