I don't want to take the thread away from what a bad idea ILPs are and onto how much Uber sucks, so I will only say that it's not clear to me that anything has

I don't want to take the thread away from what a bad idea ILPs are and onto how much Uber sucks, so I will only say that it's not clear to me that anything has actually worked for Uber as an entity yet. Yes the early investors have cashed out sufficiently, but that's true of fraudulent ICOs too.