Reification is at least part of the solution to provenance, but none of the Semantic Web ontologies you've ever heard of use reification, and there is no upgrad

Reification is at least part of the solution to provenance, but none of the Semantic Web ontologies you've ever heard of use reification, and there is no upgrade path to make an ontology based on plain un-reified triples use reification. To continue this example: you asserted, in English, "I am married to Tim Berners-Lee". In English, anyone can respond "No you're not". Then you said it again in RDF, in a way that hypothetically a computer system would use to draw conclusions. And there is no way to say "no you're not" in RDF.