Good devs, sweet devs, let me not stir you up To such a sudden flood of flame-baiting. They that have written this post are honourable: What private griefs t

Good devs, sweet devs, let me not stir you up To such a sudden flood of flame-baiting. They that have written this post are honourable: What private griefs they have, alas, I know not, That made them do it: they are wise and honourable, And will, no doubt, with reasons answer you. I come not, devs, to steal away your hearts: I am no web guru, as Sarah is; But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man, That "get" the Walled Garden; and that they know full well That gave me public leave to speak of them: For I have neither wit, nor words, nor worth, Action, nor utterance, nor the power of speech, To stir devs' blood: I only speak right on; I tell you that which you yourselves do know; Show you Apple's app sales, tall tall stack'd bills And bid them speak for me: but were I Sarah, And Sarah user Towle_, there were a user Towle_ Would alter your thinking and expose the methods To all the madness of Apple that should move The foes of the iPhone to rise and applaud it.