> Coffee machines are regularly out of order for several days. Somebody who drinks coffee is less productive than somebody sitting at his desk, typing away prec

> Coffee machines are regularly out of order for several days. Somebody who drinks coffee is less productive than somebody sitting at his desk, typing away precious lines of code. > The same coffee machines are switched off whenever officials come to visit the site, to give the impression that everybody is at work. Inconceivable! I'm convinced this person worked for aliens in human skin suits. Think Edgar from Men in Black. Obviously missed the memo from high command where it is mentioned that humans perform better when caffeinated so supply them with plenty of free coffee and tea to keep them productive and ready to harvest, er, review.