Perhaps we should start a rival service. It gives you urls like https://upstandingcitizenry.com/peace-and-love-and-ponies https://upstandingcitizenry.com/peace

Perhaps we should start a rival service. It gives you urls like https://upstandingcitizenry.com/peace-and-love-and-ponies https://upstandingcitizenry.com/peace-and-love-and-ponies except instead of redirecting you to a safe URL, it drive-by downloads some malware, fills your screen with porn popups, and uses your CPU for monero mining. Maybe that would spread your message better? You obviously don't get the joke. The joke is that it looks shady but is actually perfectly fine. If every URL tells you "don't click on things that look shady", then the joke is gone.