If you're on vacation, you're on vacation, in my book. If I'm taking a real vacation, I'm going to be somewhere way out in the sticks where there isn't even an

If you're on vacation, you're on vacation, in my book. If I'm taking a real vacation, I'm going to be somewhere way out in the sticks where there isn't even any cell service, sitting on a lake catching trout, in a foreign country backpacking with no laptop, or sipping tropical drinks on the beach in the sun. In none of those cases am I going to be able to do anything useful even if you did get ahold of me.