While we're eon the subject: since I switched to a high-fiber diet, my toilet paper needs (and throne time) have decreased dramatically. Particularly blended

While we're eon the subject: since I switched to a high-fiber diet, my toilet paper needs (and throne time) have decreased dramatically. Particularly blended kale, including the stalks, leads to quick, efficient bowel movements. It goes by so fast I don't have time to do anything on my phone. I am way faster than those around me, and my wipes have almost no material, because the poop itself is more cohesive.