I need a book that can store an unlimited quantity of marginal notes, can play embedded video and audio, shows dynamically updated graphs of everything in the

I need a book that can store an unlimited quantity of marginal notes, can play embedded video and audio, shows dynamically updated graphs of everything in the universe, a video chat room, a whale and a vase of petunias. I think that's all in HTML5 already, except for the petunias. Who do I e-mail at WHATWG for that? And when is my Kindle going to run HTML5 chatroulette anyway?