To take your sarcasm further, it appears we can't: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-venezuela-toilet-paper-shortage-kass-0226-20160225-colu

To take your sarcasm further, it appears we can't: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-venezuela-toilet-paper-shortage-kass-0226-20160225-column.html http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-venezu... (Yes, I know we could)