I’ll never live in South America because I don’t want to be kidnapped or beheaded by some drug cartel. I’ll never live in Europe because I don’t want to be blo

I’ll never live in South America because I don’t want to be kidnapped or beheaded by some drug cartel. I’ll never live in Europe because I don’t want to be blown up by some terrorists entering the country as refugees. I’ll never live in Africa because I’ll get a disease and die without healthcare. I’ll never live in Australia because there’s too many creatures that can kill you. I’ll never live in Asia because of oppressive or unstable governments. I’ll never live in Antarctica because the weather is too harsh and days too long.