I have also been running many large scale simulations, using commodity hardware and software. The most likely explanation for this object and its motion and tra

I have also been running many large scale simulations, using commodity hardware and software. The most likely explanation for this object and its motion and trajectory is a combination of "unlimited fuel cheat" followed by extended asymmetric RCS burn in order to create artificial gravity for Jebedia Kerman, the object's only occupant. The object is dynamically unstable, creating the wobble observed. However, my data indicates that Jeb actually prefers the "gerbil in a washing machine" experience - and is capable of enjoying it for trillions of years, without interruption. However, we should be hesitant to approach this object. It is likely armed to the gills with deadly missiles and lasers that serve no useful end other than being fired willy-nilly at anything nearby, "for scientific purposes". This phenomenon is often seen in my models, and its causes remains stubbornly inscrutable. Why fire weaponry into gas giants? Why deploy nuclear warheads into stars? Further study is required.