I don't know the user handles of 90% of my accounts of the past 5 years. I use a different email for every service I use. Most of my profiles use fake names. My

I don't know the user handles of 90% of my accounts of the past 5 years. I use a different email for every service I use. Most of my profiles use fake names. My phone number has not changed in 5 years, but by a quirk in the system I would have been going through about 4 temporary phone numbers while switching providers. It will be fun times.