Shame. We've got a CockroachDB infestation in both our East and West datacenters and it's been critical in reliably scaling thus far. Sometimes a CockroachDB e

Shame. We've got a CockroachDB infestation in both our East and West datacenters and it's been critical in reliably scaling thus far. Sometimes a CockroachDB egg sac will go down, but we can spawn another which will hatch very quickly. The only downside is when our ORM burrows deeply into human ears, causing pain and hearing loss.