British papers as explained by the Right Honourable James Hacker MP: The mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The guardian is read by peop

British papers as explained by the Right Honourable James Hacker MP: The mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The times is read by the people who actually run the country. The mail is read by the wives of the people that run the country. The morning star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country. And the telegraph is read by people who think it already is.