You know what one of the core values of Agile is? People over process. For fuck sake, the reason the Agile Manifesto came into being in the first place because

You know what one of the core values of Agile is? People over process. For fuck sake, the reason the Agile Manifesto came into being in the first place because the people writing it, the people who created various methodologies now known as "Agile", agreed that there was no ONE TRUE WAY, just a set a values they shared. Each and every one of them would agree with you. This willful misunderstanding of agile is just pathetic. It's like listing to teabaggers going on about death panels.