> ...tabasco being used in your eyes to keep you awake while on guard duty Commander: Son, why didn't you see that group of enemy soldiers neak up on and slit

> ...tabasco being used in your eyes to keep you awake while on guard duty Commander: Son, why didn't you see that group of enemy soldiers neak up on and slit the throats of half our men?! Soldier: Well, I don't know, but I sure didn't fall asleep, sir!