Fifty pounds? You must have huge feet. But on the topic at hand (as it were): I was hoping for some German-inspired mashup name, like "Device that allows one p

Fifty pounds? You must have huge feet. But on the topic at hand (as it were): I was hoping for some German-inspired mashup name, like "Device that allows one person to sometimes hear part of what another person is saying, no matter where they are, at least 80% of the time". Well, now that I type that, I suppose it's not very funny. But arguably more funny than calling it "head".