The log is we multiplied an 80x25x3 matrix of your planet's photograph by 30 40x40 matrices of other numbers and then fed it through a neural net which consiste

The log is we multiplied an 80x25x3 matrix of your planet's photograph by 30 40x40 matrices of other numbers and then fed it through a neural net which consisted of adding and multiplying a few hundred other numbers and we got this number, which when run through a tanh function, classified your planet as uninhabitable space garbage. That's why the Vogon constructor fleet arrived and cleared it to make room for an intergalactic highway.