This was far and away the best English-language summary available when I posted it, and I used the story's own headline, as per HN policy. I can understand that

This was far and away the best English-language summary available when I posted it, and I used the story's own headline, as per HN policy. I can understand that you might dislike the "broke the internet" figure of speech, but perhaps you should save your flagging for content that is truly problematic.