Bringing Zen to Your Facebook Feed

How to make life better: Step 1: Open developer console. Google Chrome (Mac --or-- Windows): CMD+Option+J --or-- Ctrl+Shift+J Firefox (Mac --or-- Windows): CMD+Option+K --or-- Ctrl+Shift+K Step 2: Unfollow all the things! Down arrow (top right of Facebook) > News Feed preferences > Unfollow people > Step 3: Paste this into the console you opened up from step 1. Array.forEach(document.getElementsByClassName('_43x8'), function(el){ el.firstChild.click() }) Step 4: Click done. Step 5: Repeat as necessary. Step 6: Take a deep breath.