I actually used this one once, disclaimer: I was not actually in prision but I am big enough and bald enough for it to be believable, anyway it went something l

I actually used this one once, disclaimer: I was not actually in prision but I am big enough and bald enough for it to be believable, anyway it went something like this: Drunk guy with buddies asks me if I have ever had my ass kicked, My response was: prison 93, I got jumped by four men in the yard, man 3 of beat the hell out of me and shived me in the arm (I have a huge scare on my arm and showed it to them) but that fourth one, I got him good. Ripped his larynx out I did, you ever seen that happen boys, it makes the strangest sound, kind of like a pig squealing. Worked like a charm, His buddy chirped up, come on man, lets go it's not worth it. His buddy gave him an out because he saw that I was steadfast so my story was possibly true. He readily took the out with a f*u man to save face. Side note: I look like a big younger Jack Nicholson so I can give someone a pretty crazy look if I want to, that probably played into the situation.