"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get...the Onion?" Okay, some kind of reverse Thiel thing maybe. The Onion is under the Univison umbr

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get...the Onion?" Okay, some kind of reverse Thiel thing maybe. The Onion is under the Univison umbrella following the asset re-allocation of post Gawker lawsuit bankruptcy, so why not just go in with cash and buy it outright? Does not compute. It didn't work for Pitchfork and The Dissolve so well. That being noted, weaponising sarcasm is a great use of capital, time and effort. There's no way it could possibly backfire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_mrNQBLSMU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_mrNQBLSMU