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idea: scrub all data and accounts from your electronics before flying. leave your phone unlocked, but primed with a goatse booby trap so that the agents get an
by cryoshon 9y ago
idea: scrub all data and accounts from your electronics before flying.
leave your phone unlocked, but primed with a goatse booby trap so that the agents get an unpleasant surprise that's totally legal and comes with total deniability -- hey, you just loved goatse so that's why it's on your phone and laptop.
if the agent is offended, perhaps they should have minded their own fucking business.
- onetimemanytime 9y ago>> so that the agents get an unpleasant surprise YOU will get the surprise: if you're a US citizen they cannot deny you entry to the USA but they can make your life miserable by searching and delaying you every single time. If you're not a US citizen and try to be a "smartass," they have all the power to deny you entry in the USA. No appeals.
- cryoshon 9y agowhy would i get a surprise? i'm just an innocent citizen who loves goatse. there's no reason to single me out for harassment -- or if there IS, there's a lawsuit ready to go
- onetimemanytime 9y agoOf course you are. And they're just doing their job, they suspect you might try something. Just suspect, so to protect and to serve they have to check you, every single time. Better safe than sorry. A lawsuit for being searched more carefully? Good luck.
- jstarfish 9y ago> if the agent is offended, perhaps they should have minded their own fucking business. Exposing government agents to obscene or indecent content is not going to improve the outlook of your day.
- TheCoelacanth 9y agoOr the outlook of the rest of your life.
- shostack 9y agoIs there an easy way to do this for Android devices that isn't horribly painful to relogin to everything with?