The first ~5 paragraphs about physical height? Why not write about his skin color or gender and see how that flies? Sorry for the language here - but fuck this

The first ~5 paragraphs about physical height? Why not write about his skin color or gender and see how that flies? Sorry for the language here - but fuck this article. The point is lost right out of the gates. In the age of "donglegate" and "hashtag me too" I expect better.