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Just for kicks, folks, let's collect all of the adjectives, adverbs and qualifiers used in this post to describe ~AMP: * a leading format * consistentl

Just for kicks, folks, let's collect all of the adjectives, adverbs and qualifiers used in this post to describe ~AMP: * a leading format * consistently excellent * invest strongly in ... * well-lit * user-first * instant-loading * tightly-integrated * highly-optimized * great * well-lit * great * well documented * easily deployable * validatable * opinionated about user-first principles * fast development * constant adjustment * more important than ever before * invest strongly in ... * engaging storytelling experiences * pushing the boundaries * deep integrations * well under way * super excited * instant-loading * well-lit * great * continue to invest heavily in ... * continue to innovate on ... * incredibly excited * can't wait I'm imagining a Dilbert cartoon, where this list is a cheatsheet of things you can say about your project to get approval from your pointy-haired boss...

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blueside 9y ago
Excellent lexical analysis :) Glad to know I wasn't the only one who couldn't help but cringe while reading this.
mattigames 9y ago
Text editors should have a feature to warn about a high number of qualifies/adverbs: "you are using to many qualifiers and adverbs, you may look biased to your readers, it may be a good idea to remove or rethink some of them."
- mattferderer 9y ago
  I suggest everyone use one of many popular & excellent tools to check your professional articles for excessive & unnecessary words & long or hard to read sentences, for example here are some amazingly free tools I really enjoy: Web App: http://beta.hemingwayapp.com/ http://beta.hemingwayapp.com/ VS Code Extension: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=travisthetechie.write-good-linter https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=travisth... (This uses open source libraries you can utilize to create your own version if you don't use VS Code)
smacktoward 9y ago
We need an AMP version of Buzzword Bingo: http://www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/ http://www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/
- jashkenas 9y ago
  Happy to provide, buddy: http://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator/results/w5zmrh http://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator/results/w5z... Bingo!
  - smacktoward 9y ago
    I applaud your well-lit, user-first attitude!
dictum 9y ago
This reads like a page from https://www.amazon.com/Words-that-Sell-Products-Services/dp/0071467858/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520543207&sr=8-1&keywords=words+that+sell#reader_0071467858 https://www.amazon.com/Words-that-Sell-Products-Services/dp/...
patmcguire 9y ago
Most of them are silly, some of them are true. It is super integrated, it is fast, and it is opinionated. User-first is debatable, but it's not exactly publisher first and it's definitely not (external) advertiser first. No idea what well-lit means. I guess the takeaway is that the garden is great, build the walls higher?

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blueside 9y ago

Excellent lexical analysis :) Glad to know I wasn't the only one who couldn't help but cringe while reading this.

mattigames 9y ago

Text editors should have a feature to warn about a high number of qualifies/adverbs: "you are using to many qualifiers and adverbs, you may look biased to your readers, it may be a good idea to remove or rethink some of them."

mattferderer 9y ago
I suggest everyone use one of many popular & excellent tools to check your professional articles for excessive & unnecessary words & long or hard to read sentences, for example here are some amazingly free tools I really enjoy: Web App: http://beta.hemingwayapp.com/ http://beta.hemingwayapp.com/ VS Code Extension: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=travisthetechie.write-good-linter https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=travisth... (This uses open source libraries you can utilize to create your own version if you don't use VS Code)

smacktoward 9y ago

We need an AMP version of Buzzword Bingo: http://www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/ http://www.businessbuzzwordbingo.com/

jashkenas 9y ago
Happy to provide, buddy: http://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator/results/w5zmrh http://myfreebingocards.com/bingo-card-generator/results/w5z... Bingo!
- smacktoward 9y ago
  I applaud your well-lit, user-first attitude!

dictum 9y ago

This reads like a page from https://www.amazon.com/Words-that-Sell-Products-Services/dp/0071467858/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520543207&sr=8-1&keywords=words+that+sell#reader_0071467858 https://www.amazon.com/Words-that-Sell-Products-Services/dp/...

patmcguire 9y ago

Most of them are silly, some of them are true. It is super integrated, it is fast, and it is opinionated. User-first is debatable, but it's not exactly publisher first and it's definitely not (external) advertiser first. No idea what well-lit means. I guess the takeaway is that the garden is great, build the walls higher?