Superdeterminism is even weirder than that though. Why would the universe conspire to make sure that I picked my observation angle just right to maintain Bell's

Superdeterminism is even weirder than that though. Why would the universe conspire to make sure that I picked my observation angle just right to maintain Bell's inequality? If you use the outcome of a celestial event to determine the angle, then you've got an absolute enormous conspiracy just to make sure that Bell's inequality isn't violated. It's deeply weird.