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In 2091, an overworked developer will accidentally let the certificate expire for the Planetary Shield Defense Matrix, and the Zylorts will finally conquer Eart
by khazhoux 9y ago
In 2091, an overworked developer will accidentally let the certificate expire for the Planetary Shield Defense Matrix, and the Zylorts will finally conquer Earth.
- dpflan 9y agoSounds like the work of a double agent...
- saghm 9y agoHanlon's Razor? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor
- jest3r1 9y agoGoogle will keep distrusting your certs. Forcing you to reissue every couple of weeks.
- smaili 9y agoReviving the age-old question: should we use certs against aliens?
- Edmond 9y ago2091 is just around the corner, push it a bit out :)
- Natsu 9y agoIt's okay, some hacker will save earth in the end by typing commands into a graphical, 3-D version of OpenSSL 1.2.
- mulmen 9y agoIs type the right verb? Maybe glance or stare.
- Amygaz 9y agoIt will have to be typing, since the new certificate for the perfect retina auto-alignement will not be in the trusted list
- ben_jones 9y agoIt's overly optimistic that the US gov would have upgraded to that version by then.
- deckarep 9y ago“I know, I’ll create a 3D-VR GUI application to track the killer’s IP address” Plot twist: the world will still be on IPV4
- mancerayder 9y agoHe couldn't afford the renewal fees! Can you imagine?
- milhous 9y agoYep, or Guias Baltar gives the Cylons access codes to the defense mainframe!