So, paid just to report anything? Yeah, that's a terrible idea. I'd imagine this leads to a ton of false alarms. "Kids running around in the sprinker, their w

So, paid just to report anything? Yeah, that's a terrible idea. I'd imagine this leads to a ton of false alarms. "Kids running around in the sprinker, their wet swimsuits clinging a little too tenaciously? Report it to the FBI, dude! You could get paid and the feds would be your friends."