Extremely cool until even the smell of navy beans makes you wretch. Also, given the generally poor state of even contemporary nutritional science this strikes

Extremely cool until even the smell of navy beans makes you wretch. Also, given the generally poor state of even contemporary nutritional science this strikes me as something akin to a particularly beautiful set of solutions for a universe in which the luminiferous aether is real. BUT it is still a really neat optimization problem, and that is likely the spirit under which it was submitted.