I forgot to put in the following story: As I was leaving my lab, carrying the crockpot, my department chair saw me: "Ooh, what delicious thing are you making?"

I forgot to put in the following story: As I was leaving my lab, carrying the crockpot, my department chair saw me: "Ooh, what delicious thing are you making?" Me: "Uhhhh, Cecilia and I are going to deflesh a raccoon this weekend." Him: "Ew. Now I'm not hungry anymore."