Ask HN: Laptop equivalent of the new Nokia 8110 4G

Hi guys, I'm really getting excited over the new Nokia 8110 4G and plan to buy it as soon as it is released. I was wondering if there were some laptops out there that offer the same feeling of minimalism: cheap screen, huge battery life, lightweight Unix OS (Linux / BSD), good connectivity (bluetooth, wifi at least g, USB 3.0, maybe ethernet support if the laptop is not thin), unbreakable like a thinkpad, cheap, maybe no trackpad. I don't care about YouTube videos, Netflix or gaming, I just would like a lightweight device for basic internet browsing (HN, github, reading pdfs), mails, and coding with a text editor, a compiler and a ssh terminal. 8GB RAM would be awesome to use chrome and an IDE / Atom but 4GB would be OK for Firefox and vim / emacs / sublime. I saw the GPD pocket, it is a bit overpriced (maybe because of the touchscreen and the size) and uncomfortable to use because it is too tiny. Plus I don't like touchscreens for laptops. Do you have any ideas?