PHP as "the only major server-side scripting language"? Coldfusion? RoR as a fancy new alternative? Python and PHP being highly similar? This is not even wrong

PHP as "the only major server-side scripting language"? Coldfusion? RoR as a fancy new alternative? Python and PHP being highly similar? This is not even wrong, this is just recycled clickbait; only the "new PHP version" was bumped from 5.3 to 7 in the article (it is now 7.2, newsflash!).