I can believe no one's said Oracle database. I keep thinking it's dead in favor of FOSS alternatives, but every large business I consult at has racks and racks

I can believe no one's said Oracle database. I keep thinking it's dead in favor of FOSS alternatives, but every large business I consult at has racks and racks dedicated to that tire fire, and a bunch of aging ODBAs itching to retire. And, Larry's still making an absolute fuckton of cash from it.