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Blankets and sheets also protect from ghost, witches, monsters from under the bed... ask any child, if you're under something that hides you (or that you cant't
by woliveirajr 9y ago
Blankets and sheets also protect from ghost, witches, monsters from under the bed... ask any child, if you're under something that hides you (or that you cant't look at), automatically you won't be found. Things that you can't look at can't look at you, too.
- ourmandave 9y agoThere's also the unspoken rule that hanging a foot or hand over the edge of the mattress fair game for Monsters Under the Bed.
- evincarofautumn 9y agoI wonder if that common anxiety is the distant echo of an ancestor who slept in trees—don’t dangle, lest you get pulled to your doom by a hungry “monster”.
- Jaruzel 9y ago> Things that you can't look at can't look at you, too. This is why, as every seasoned hitchhiker knows, always travel with a towel.
- spongeb00b 9y agoThat or your Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
- smoyer 9y agoTowels are also good for teething (https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/jerry-tarkanian-e1425259703219.jpg?w=750 https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/jerry-tark...)
- logfromblammo 9y agoA CPAP doubles as an ideal monster snorkel. A sheet over the head also protects against killer robots, as it interferes with face recognition. It also protects against alien abductors, as their paralysis-ray guns can't penetrate fabric with sufficiently high thread counts. These days, I mainly protect myself from the spouse's dreaded fan, that constantly blows the icy breath of Borealis across the bed. But it's nice to be safe from all the monsters, too.