Regarding the need to compare “apples to apples”: (Manager, rummaging through an apple barrel) “... apple ...” (toss) “... apple ...” (toss) “... apple ...”

Regarding the need to compare “apples to apples”: (Manager, rummaging through an apple barrel) “... apple ...” (toss) “... apple ...” (toss) “... apple ...” (toss) “... fist-sized lump of uncut diamond ...” (pause... toss) “... apple ...” (toss) (Days later) “Yeah, I found 2-3 decent looking apples... most are pretty bruised, though...”