Few hotels at the $100 mark has any staff to speak off onsite during the night. A night porter, and a single guy in the kitchen, if there's overnight room servi

Few hotels at the $100 mark has any staff to speak off onsite during the night. A night porter, and a single guy in the kitchen, if there's overnight room service. These people, while probably nice, will be fairly limited in their ability to perform more than the most rudimentary services for you. You're in hospital because your condition is such that you might need emergency high-grade medical attention on moments notice. If you don't, you're better off going home (or, indeed, checking in to a hotel). Try to work out what a hotel would cost that would serve you and ten guests en eight course haute cuisine tasting menu from your choice of five different cuisines at 15 minutes notice at any point during the day or night, and you're closer to the answer.