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First LIDAR system in JavaScript comes out in May along with a Medium article. By December, web developers can choose between 27 new LIDAR frameworks. Trump is
by jxub 9y ago
First LIDAR system in JavaScript comes out in May along with a Medium article. By December, web developers can choose between 27 new LIDAR frameworks.
Trump is kicked out of the presidency. Spends the rest of his life as a prolific twitch streamer. He also creates a GitHub profile where he hosts a TrumpScript [1] fork and an Awesome-Me list.
Bitcoin transaction speed drops to 1TPS because of its price hike back to 20k, melting a couple of glaciers in Greenland in its way. Coinbase hasn't fixed its customer support yet.
First success in farming CRISPR potatoes in Novaya Ziemlia. Putin decides Russia needs to open a vodka destillery in Arctic by 2020 and makes it part of the Russia Forward plan.
Yandex Research starts working on blockchain for alcohol supply chains. Navalny makes a career change beginning his brief, but fruitful stint as a Blockchain Researcher Senior for the company, before pulling out a Litvinenko due to being a nasty code reviewer.
We discover that Meltdown bug can also affect sex toys. Kids grow depraved with the knowledge of what their mum had this day in her handbag.
[1] https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript
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