But it has wires! You heathen! The future is tiny speakers crammed in a tiny box in the corner of the room, "beamforming" 7 tweeters worth of tinny sound in ev

But it has wires! You heathen! The future is tiny speakers crammed in a tiny box in the corner of the room, "beamforming" 7 tweeters worth of tinny sound in every direction for $350!! Get out of here with your properly placed stereo speakers!!